Arson suspected in Woodburn car fire
WOODBURN, Ore. (AP) — Police suspect arson in an explosion and fire that burned a parked car Saturday evening in Woodburn.
Three men were seen running away.
Oregon State Police are helping with the investigation.
"Three men were seen running away."
Now THAT is really suspicious. According to the implied logic here, people should run TOWARD fire. Preferably into it. Geez.
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Just wait. "Suspicious dog seen running away from man" will be next, but no mention of the rope connecting the two.
I have a great idea, go get those dumbarse kids you let off the hook for burning the school last year. Check to see what they were doing. We know they have the propensity to like to burn things down.
So little detail of a very scary event. "Three men were seen running away."Â
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Very descriptive...and helpful. (*sarcasm)