Man allegedly steals $1,500 in adult toys from Wash. sex shop
CHEHALIS, Wash. -- Perhaps too ashamed to to come in during regular business hours, a masked man allegedly broke into a Chehalis adult gift shop last week, making off with more than $1,500 in sex toys.
Surveillance footage shows the man attempting to ram his Ford Ranger pickup truck through the front of the store in the 800 block of West Main Street shortly before 7:30 a.m. Feb. 7.
That plan failed, and the man ended up simply breaking a window to get into the shop, according to the Chehalis Police Department.
He proceeded to steal a sack full of sex toys before escaping, according to police.
Officers responded to the shop's alarm but were unable to find the man.
Surveillance image shows the alleged burglar outside the adult gift shop before attempting to ram his truck through the doors. (Courtesy of the Chehalis Police Department)
He couldn't afford a Valentine's Day present?
Im not one to judge but if he wants the real thing all he has to do is go to a booth. That's how the dating scene is in Portland. Either that or it's much like the winter weather. Random flakes.
What's that - a six-pack of dildos?
He was just trying to get his wiggity wiggity whack on. What a wanker puller this dude is. LOL!!!!!
This may be a near perfect crime. Â Nobody is going to want to handle or collect the "evidence" now that he has had it awhile.
If he were better at ramming his truck through doors...he wouldn't be in this mess.
pulling a ?????? robbery
Yes, your honor, I did it , can we meet in chambers , pope quits
have the dog follow the edible panties!!!!
how the hell are supposed to keep comment clean with this story?
I like the mast he wore. But he has really made it easy to track his truck plus the camera has a good shot of him outside.
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What an idiot. It will be interesting when he is in prison explaining to other hardened convicts how he ended up there.
 @RalphCramden ~  Even better, it'd be fun to see his trial... all this "evidence" in open court..???  :-)
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Funny.
Certainly will give the jury and judge some ideas for l8tr.
Guess we better band together and start searching craigslist..... I'll start in the barter section.
wonders how many double enders he couldve made off with.?
 @Nuclear-X The original name for the double ender is "push me pull you", developed in the vulgaris aerae around 1612 bc.
@swimbad @Nuclear-X I Russia they're called "Shuvgeys"....
 @Nuclear-X I think I'm glad I don't know what a double ender is.  =)
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 @Gravity Works!  @Tom dogboy CollinsÂ
There's a reason they call him "dogboy."
Hubba hubba!
Can't wait till he has to explain why he is in jail... The Imitation Penis(since the D word is evidently banned) Bandit!
was he stealing weapons of a55 destruction? better get the FBI
Ha ha ha, I better not comment more on this.
Really? Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'wack' job.
Guys a complete looser. Â Trying to ram his truck through the door. Â Surely that would cost more than the $1500.00 he stole. Â I hope they catch him. Â One more nutcase off the streets.
 @Halo Harris If he uses too many of those sexy toys, he definitely will be looser. LOL!
His accomplice was a pocket pal.
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 @Gravity Works!  @swimbad ... probably too sticky!
He was after a penis enlarger.
 @USCitizen He was driving a Ford Ranger.  He was looking for a whole replacement penis.
Woo hoo!! Â A man who's out to please his lady for Valentine's Day! Â Is this story just romantic or what? Â Although he **may** want to celebrate with her a few days early, since his mug and pic of his truck are plastered all over the news (oops?)....sounds like it's going to be a hard day or two for him -- happy ending, buddy! Â
I can't imagine even BUYING stuff at a place like that, but to get caught STEALING it! His momma must be proud!
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 @TheUglyTruth Only if they're covered with sterile gloves, first. :-P
I wonder if he knew what he was stealing or if he just grabbed a bunch of stuff? Did he go for the high priced items or the middle grade?Â
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On a side note: he must be having fun tonight!
 @portlandborn83 Or maybe he just saw "toys" and stole them for his kids.
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"Daddy, what's this long, black thing with the suction cup on the bottom for?"
@Mikey @portlandborn83 Yeah, what is it for? tell, us pray.
Brilliant plan. Who doesn't enjoy purchasing discount second-hand sex toys on craigslist? I know what I'm getting for Valentine's Day!!
Actually, I'm fairly certain you would probably be able to sell used toys to places like japan, what with their used panty vending machines and all.
Arrest him! Â ... and then you're probably going to have to do a cavity search.
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@negativerep Shouldn't be that difficult... now.