Man stabbed during fight over beer pong
PORTLAND, Ore. -- A 23-year-old man was stabbed early Tuesday morning after a fight that ensued over a beer pong game.
Officers were called at 3 a.m. to Portland Adventist Medical Center to a report of a stabbing victim.
The man had been at a house party in the area of 82nd Avenue and Fremont Street, and had gotten into an argument with another man over beer pong, according to a Portland Police Bureau news release.
The victim, not identified by police, didn't realize he had been stabbed until friends noticed he was bleeding and drove him to the hospital, police said.
The man sustained serious injuries, according to the news release.
Police did not have a suspect description and have not pinned down the location of the crime scene.
Anyone with information about the stabbing should contact assault detectives at 503-823-0400.
You cheated!!!! Take that!
Man, beer pong sure has gotten a lot more competitive since my college days.
ROFLMAO... Thanks for the headline, K2.Â
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There's a Lewis Black routine about what causes an  aneurysm. His theory is that when you hear something so unbelievably ludicrous that it bounces around non stop in your head until eventually something breaks.Â
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'Man stabbed during fight over beer pong'
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Looks like we can add a few more things to the ban-inanimate-objects list.
@Unknown Ping pong balls?
This game should be called: "Frag Pong" Â Winner takes all, the sport of the future.
I enjoy these entertaining stories of drinking games gone wrong. Did he get stabbed because he double dribbled?
Another news story of a stabbing in Portland. The guy didn't know he got stabbed, he didn't know who did it and he didn't know where it happened. It sounds like he was unconcious. Interesting. But of course you have all the regular KATU trolls who complain about everything KATU does and every story they post. They use the comment system just to complain about it. These miserable sorry folks should just stop reading the websites that make them so miserable and then maybe we wouldn't have to read all their sniveling and whining comments. But some people are just not happy unless they are miserable and complaining and if there is nothing to complain about, they will still find something to complain about. Wahhhhhhh!  LoL
@The Voice of Reason So you're miserable and needed to complain?
 @The Voice of Reason  It appears that you will be right at home here.
 @The Voice of Reason And what are you doing right now? Kind of hypocritical here aren't we? Complaining about people complaining, you sound pretty miserable yourself.
@The Voice of Reason DUDE! Chill out!
@The Voice of Reason .......nice sermon. Like to preach? Do it in a church !
We need to end the beer pong referee walkout now ! Â Before someone else gets hurt.
@Eddie I'll referee! (as long as I get to participate).
here we go..."darwin/genepool/moms basement/tweekin/illegle
Nothing good happens after midnight. The drunk get drunker and the stupid get dumber !
@Rob C 503 don't like to be the English police, but i think that should read 'the stupid get stupider".
@beeker ...fine.
Beer pong: a game with exceptionally liberal rules regarding game play aside from a strict prohibition for stabbing opponents.
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 @Icarus APPLAUSE!
Ah, the future of America.
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Yep, preparing for an America without guns.  Â
@Icarus @peckishpete Are you suggesting he shoulda shot him?
Scrubs.
That was no Stab Wound! His Liver was trying to Escape!
@swede760 LOL!!!! I can hear a squeeky little voice screaming "Help me, this guy is killing me! I am already pickled! ARGGGG... glub, glub"
Let's review..
Stabbed and don't know it.
Location hasn't been established.
Description of stabber unknown.
Victims name not released.
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How is this news?
@Lips If you don't like reading the news on this website and all you do is complain about it, why don't you stop reading it and making yourself so miserable. You're making all the rest of us miserable by having to listen to your sniveling and whining about every article. Naw, you're probably not happy unless you're miserable about something and trying to make everyone around you miserable too. Thanks for sharing LoL
 @The Voice of Reason  @Lips Yeah, nobody sounds more miserable here than you.  Take a few deep breaths and relax.  It's not like anybody is gonna take your advice when your complaining more than anyone else.
 @The Voice of Reason  Okay. Have A Super Sparkly Day!
@Lips It is just another typical "non-journalist" attempt to be the first to post something about nothing on a website. The rules and ethics of what constitutes real journalism have gone the way of the dinosaurs. Sad but true.
 @I812  @Lips Katu is facing an ice age?
@margay1 @Lips @I812 ....it's the new era of " journalists". College and university produced idealogues that are going to affect change through the control of information.
 @Lips  @I812 ~  Oh, this isn't restricted to KATU by any means, Lips... it seems to be affecting all media, just about everywhere... It seems that the perceived need to "be the first" outweighs being able to present a more comprehensive, better researched, and more thoroughly QC'd story... Â
Like so much else in our lives these days, "it is what it is"...Â
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 @Lips  I think the purpose of this "story" is to elicit sympathy for the "victim". It didn't work.
I remember once my best friend beat me at ping pong, so I stabbed him and drank his beer.
Wow how drunk do you have to be not to notice when you've been stabbed? He's gonna have a hell of a hangover.
Uh-oh! Time to ban beer pong!
We need to do away with the...."Right to own knives"
"The victim...didn't realize he had been stabbed until friends noticed he was bleeding and drove him to the hospital.... The man sustained serious injuries."
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Sounds like someone had a little too much beer pong that night..
"The victim, not identified by police, didn't realize he had been stabbed until friends noticed he was bleeding"
So, what your saying, is he was losing, drank enough cups of beer to be wasted enough to not feel it when he was shanked. Cool!