OSP trooper at the office hears man breaking into cars
ROSEBURG, Ore. -- Authorities say a man was arrested after he picked a bad time and place to break into some vehicles.
An Oregon State Police trooper happened to witness a crime while standing in the back parking lot of the OSP office.
The trooper was ouside when he observed the motion light go on at Walker Brothers Auto Repair, and then heard a car alarm.
When the trooper responded to the area, he noticed several vehicles that had broken windowns.
Edmondo Fabianek, 30, was walking away from the business with several bags, tools and flashlights, and also had broken vehicle glass on his clothing, according to the trooper.
Fabianek was charged with 17 counts of unlawful entry into a motor vehicle, criminal mischief and more.
He's currently being held at the Douglas County Jail on $165,000 bail.
Hahaha, you just can't make this crap up.
Maybe he can get that jailhouse tat complete on his chest, shot the freak out.....he'd better start saving plastic spoons.
Â
He got caught...so not really too stupid. He is inside, out of the weather, hot food. Warm dry clothing.
Â
Hopefully the vehicle owners had some type of insurance, or the place repairing them does. Windows are not cheap to replace
How kind of him to put the commission, investigation and arrest pertaining to a crime in such a neat little package. Saved taxpayers thousands!
Â
Instant kharma's gonna get ya,Â
Gonna look you right in the face,
You better get yourself together darling,
Join the human race....
Let me just guess why the trooper was standing outside. Having a smoke? Good job anyway on catching this guy!
Hmm I wonder how many of those vehicles were belonging to police officers..it is right up there with a guy stealing a police mans lawnmower on youtube lol.
Life gurad! Oh Life Gurad! More bleach in the gene pool please!
Hey Edmondo thanks for being a dumb arse.
Evidently he didn't case the place very well and see the police station.
Duh....
Can't cure stupid!
 @pdxd Let's be honest here:  Who'd want to cure it?  What/who would we make fun of if they all got cured?  "Stupid" beats 90% of today's working comedians.  Gotta love it. =)
 @Sundowner  @pdxdÂ
It really is some cheap entertainment.
I'd rate this guy pretty high on the stupid scale.
Â
he has that moron caught in headlights look.
 @Phuzz YEP!
This comment has been deleted
 @Dr. Rawdog See?  There ARE good reasons to smoke.  Cough, cough.  =)
@Sundowner @Dr. Rawdog, where does it days he was taking a smoke break? I read this article 4 times and I don't see it.
Perhaps Mr. Fabianek should seek a new job in rocket science or brain surgery..
 @StealthActivist Or President.
 @Beergod  @StealthActivist Right. If bush can get elected, anybody can get elected.
 @Old29 Edmondo will share the democrat ticket with Crazy Joey in 2016.
Obama's proof of that.
What is a windown? I have never heard of a windown."When the trooper responded to the area, he noticed several vehicles that had broken windowns."
 @Bettie PinUp Opposite of a "fixed windup"?  =)
Looks like he really cares. . . .
What a dumbass!!!!
"Here's your sign..."
Just how stupid do you need to be to engage in criminal activity at a business next to a cop shop? There has got to be a way to shut down these gene pools.
@wondering There used to be a 24 hour market right across the street from the Gladstone Police Department. It was robbed more than once.