Police: Woman performs all-singing, all-dancing assault at hotel bar
SEATTLE -- An irate woman performed an all-singing, all-dancing assault on a bartender, another patron and police officers while soaked in beer Tuesday night at a hotel bar in the University District, according to the Seattle Police Department.
The woman had been hanging out in the Hotel Deca bar for hours when the bartender finally asked her to pay her $30 tab around 11:30 p.m.
The woman's credit card was declined, and she said she had other ways to pay but was not forthcoming with them.
According to police, the woman became upset, started screaming and tried to throw an empty pitcher of beer at the bartender. Unfortunately, she missed and hit a nearby woman in the chin, according to police.
The bartender later told officers the woman then grabbed a full pitcher of beer, poured it over herself and proceeded to dance and sing.
At the conclusion of her performance, she flung the now-empty pitcher at the bartender, missing once again, according to police.
The bartender called 911, and woman went outside to kick the bar's windows until officers arrived.
While officers were trying to keep the woman from leaving, she slapped one in the face and kicked another one, according to police.
The woman was booked into King County Jail for investigation of assault. Police are also requesting charges of misdemeanor assault, property damage, theft and resisting arrest.
What's a night out without a good ole bar fight! Hope they charged cover for the entertainment!
Paula Abdul has certainly fallen since leaving "Idol".
I think this gal must have gotten into the 'shrooms before heading out for a good ol' night on the town!
This might have been a really popular night at the bar , , , , in someplace like Winnemucca, NV or North Armpit, West Verginnee
Must have been a tequlia night!
Wow. Lively night at the bar. I'm sure the police officer was understanding when she slapped him in the face. That's always a good way to explain yourself to an officer. Hope she had a fun night; her hang over won't compare to what she's facing now.
Ahhh Yes, I remember my first drink too.
 @Owt_Raged It wasn't absinthe, was it?
KATU - this reads so rough. And the headline is hardly legible.Â
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Shades of the police blotter from a really, really small town - where every little thing about anyone is public fodder. I just think some things are not worthy of being printed. This woman - Â a train wreck of a human being apparently - just didn't deserve all the embarrassing details printed out and put on the internet. Really.Â
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We ALL don't need to be dragged down into this - with her. God bless her, too. She needs help - not all of us making fun of it all - at her express.Â
 @englishdaisy You've got that right!Â
Bar Hen #1: "Ol' Mary done gone of her meds again, Martha.""
Bar Hen #2: "Oh, yeah? What she done, this time?"
Bar Hen #1: "You missed a great ol' time!" etc, etc.
"Unfortunately, she missed and hit a nearby woman in the chin..."Â I suppose it depends on your point of view. I think I would have left the word "unfortunately" out of the sentence.
Hoo'Eeee! When the joint she was smoking makes its way around the social circle, I, for one, will courteously decline to indulge! Whatever she's on, it's some nasty , , , uhmmm , , , stuff
I want to see a photo of what this lady looks like!
God dam she really got down with her bad ass self. LMAO!!!!