Police arrest five women who battled in front of big crowd
BEAVERTON, Ore. - Beaverton Police arrested five women Wednesday evening after responding to a call about a fight involving a weapon and a large crowd of onlookers.
When officers arrived, they said about 50 people, including children, were watching the altercation, which took place at about 6:15 p.m. in the 3000 block of SW 126th Avenue.
The five women were identified by police as Erin Coulson, 28, of Beaverton, Mary Jordan, 28, of Portland, Sandy Perez, 26, of Beaverton, Monica Filippone, 30, of Portland, and Maria Perez, 22, of Tigard.
Coulson and Filippone both have a child by the same father and have clashed in the past, police said.
Investigators said the latest round of trouble started when Jordan, Maria Perez, Sandy Perez, and Filippone confronted and then threatened to assault Coulson after parking a car that blocked her driveway.
Coulson pelted the parked car with empty bottles from a recycle bin and then grabbed a hammer and began hitting the parked car with it “because she was scared,” police said. She ran from the scene and was found hiding in a nearby yard.
All five women face disorderly conduct charges and Coulson was also charged with criminal mischief for damaging the car, according to police.
Officer Mike Roe told KATU News that the group has a history of past conflicts. There were no injuries to the officers who responded, Roe said. Police did not say if any of the women were hurt.
Police said they were all taken to the Washington County Jail.
Wow. Family. values, right there. I doubt the baby daddy these two women share is worth it. But really - there is no blaming anyone else for these women acting like frothing animals. Gutter level frothing animals. In front of their own children. Baby Mamas own their thug criminal behavior. God help the young children in their care and custody who someday will grow up to be just like dear ole mom #1 and mom #2.Â
Best 95 comments ever... I can't even imagine what the cops felt like listening to all the wheezing coming from the back seat of their cars...
The movie Idiocracy seems more and more like a documentary of the future each day
couldn't four of them be charged with racial intimidation or some other sort of hate crime....... oh wait 5th was caucasian and it don't work that way
After looking at those mugshots, I'm going to go buy some stock in Sharpie...
Allow me to provide a transcript of the incident:
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"Oh no she didn't!"
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"Oh yes she did!"
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See what happens when dumb arses pollinate other dumb arses, you get a good old cat fight.
 @dkgiovenco that's an insult to cats!
Looks like a Roller Derby team. That would have been something to see...
 All the other issues aside; getting into fisticuffs in front of kids and 50 people over some "man" (more likely a two-timing weasel who plays these bad girls off of one another) and generally acting-out a Jerry Springer episode...What happened to all of these women's eyebrows? Between the loss of eyebrows and being overweight and puffy-looking; they all appear to have a clinical case of untreated hypothyroidism.
As the 21st century began, human evolution was at a turning point. Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest, reproduced in greater numbers than the rest, a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits. Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen? Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd, it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most, and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
Don't worry @Agent Sydney Bristow , there is someone who recognized this opening of one of the funniest (and scariest!) movies ever...
 @Agent Sydney Bristow I used to believe what you do, but the longer I live and the more I see the more I believe that humans are actually a garbage species and are somewhere between cockroaches and fruit flies on the ladder of evolution.  Time to go dig up some old sci-fi movies and get a cynical chuckle -- ones like: Clockwork Orange, Soylent Green, Omega Man, Fahrenheit 451, etc.
Just in case you aren't aware of the fact, evolution has always been a MYTH!! The facts are that all things and people degrade over time, and the dumbing down is built in from the beginning of time. Progressive evolution was one man's attempt to explain human nature apart from God, and people believe it because they want to, not because it is a fact.
 @musiclover *facepalm*
 @kimpree  @musiclover *double facepalm*
@musiclover - you're kidding, right?
 @Agent Sydney Bristow Oh, I dunno...the blonde was responding to the threat by throwing bottles from the recycling...maybe she'd be good on a Survivor or Gladiators episode. Some kind of survival skills...
The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.
Another reason that I would much rather have birth control put in the water instead of fluoride.That or the baby daddy should recieve a mandatory vasectomy.
The sad part is that these people have kids, the kids do not have a very good chance at a reasonable life. It is sad what society allows.
The will probably have more kids that will be as clueless as they are. Where did the sense of responsibilty go with people?
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The scales of justice are about to be put the test!
 @Agent Sydney Bristow Yes! They might just break them!
 @randomdude Atlas thought he had a tough time holding up Uranus! Lady justice doesn't stand a chance.
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This is the reason they sterilized people in the 30s, not so bad I idea me thinks.
They should have taken out their frustraions  on the dude who what dumb enough to knock them both up
I was sure they were fighting over a cheeseburger until I read the article.
 @2012 Hope and Change Well in all fairness, it wasn't just a cheeseburger, there was a pickle too.
The poor children. Best bet would be to put them in foster care with caring, capable families so they have a chance to rise above their biological parentage; it's obvious that these trashy losers simply don't have the skills to raise children well. Very, very sad.
thems some trashy ugly ogres, they shoulda started charging admission fees and let em fight to the death, last one standing wins
 @franksbeans I don't think that they'd be able to connect with the punches - their beer guts would have gotten in the way.
there goes the yearly food budget for the jail
What a crew.... Part of the 47%???:)
 @gbudavid  A very BIG part, apparently.
"Coulson and Filippone both have a child by the same father..."Â Somehow I get a picture in my mind of a guy named Raoul and copious amounts of cheap alcohol.
Is this another incident that can be blamed on the anti-muslim movie?
@HenryBowman No.Don't be ridiculous.I would imagine these people have no idea what's going on in the world except for Honey Boo Boo and WWA wrestling.
Has anyone seen the movie Idiocracy?
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If you have not, go rent it immediately. You will laugh and cry at the all too realistic forecast of what lies ahead of us.
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 @Agent Sydney Bristow For those that haven't seen it or aren't familiar with it, it was written and produced (I *think*) by Mike Judge -- the guy that did "Office Space" (another one of his gems - IMHO).
 @Agent Sydney Bristow>" I'm fixin' to commensurate this here trial". Such a great movie!
 @randomdude Oh yeah! Don't forget Starbucks!
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Frito: I don't really think we have time for a ****job, Joe.
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 @randomdude It's got some of the best quotes ever.
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"Uh, you talk like a **g, and your **it's all r**arded"
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I laughed so hard my sides ached.
 @Agent Sydney Bristow "My wife was tarded, she's a pilot now" Or something like that, don't own the movie YET, but it's one of the best.
Ugh. Trashy.
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If you think they're tough to look at, just imagine the father of the kids LOL.
my faith in humanity is now going down, down, down,down; dooby dooby doo
For some reason dueling banjos comes to mind....yikes.
Oh my gosh! They look awful! I hope the damage that has been done to their looks can be repaired!!
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Someone really needs to take out the "white trash"
 @wondering These are not white people, they are hispanic
 I wonder what the supposed man looks like the news said they were fighting over.
 @Jan Qwib  @wondering Hispanic people are classified as white.  Look it up.
 @Jan Qwib  @wondering Difference yes... different race nope.
 @Siwash  @wondering White hispanic, there is a difference. I don't need to look it up. It sounds like I talking to someone with their mentality