Wash. woman learns of unwanted visitor under her house
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YELM, Wash. -- A Yelm woman recently got the surprise of her life when she learned that a stranger was living underneath her house.
Velma Kellen said she recently bought a new furnace, so she was a little surprised when her house wasn't warming up. She called a repairman, who gave Kellen an odd bit of news.
"He says, 'Well, I've got good news and bad news. I've got your ducts fixed, but somebody's been living under your house,'" Kellen said.
The repairman came out of a crawl space under the house carrying an empty beer can. He said there were more cans and a liquor bottle underneath the house.
"I was just amazed when he came in and told me," Kellen said. "I couldn't believe it. I thought, golly sakes."
Kellen has no idea how long the person was living in the crawl space, but thinks the unwanted guest was there to get out of the cold.
"They cut the duct so that the warm air was blowing down on them," she said. "They were getting all my warm air from the front of the house."
The 73-year-old also believes that the person smoked marijuana because she said she often smelled smoke lingering throughout her house.
Oddly, the squatter also fooled Kellen's three dogs. Kellen said the dogs never barked at night to make her think anything was wrong.
Kellen called her insurance company and had to pay $500 to have the duct fixed. Yelm's police chief said in his 18-years with the department, he's never heard of anything like what Kellen experienced.
That would be like my worst nightmare sleeping under a house let alone being under neath one. Guy must have been beyond desperate.
This story was run on Yahoo news this morning, they were basically making fun of the story....and REALLY, is this news worthy?Â
 @Tyler Van Pelt What is wrong with you? Yes, this is newsworthy.  They may stop the guy from getting back under her house, but he may well move on to someone else's. Maybe that person will have read this article and get suspicious before it becomes really costly (or even dangerous).
Throw a bleach and ammonia cocktail under there and leave for a few days
Perhapse the lady is just lucky they cut only the ducks and not her throat.At 73 I would guess she is defenseless.
 Yet, so many of you are just making a fun of this story. Drug addiction is on steep rise, yet it is still funny , isn't it?
Till some of the brain death showed up in your house. Have a gun by any chance? Even if you do, the fun stops right there.
 @faith Just pass this along to the Animal Cruelty folks . . cutting 'ducks' is cruel and inhumane. . THEY will come and take care of it for her
 @Drew Johnson  @faith I blame it on Duck Tape (an actual trade name for duct tape). Shame on them for teaching people to think it's "duck" instead of "duct". :)
Eric Cartman would clean that mess right up. She's probably got a drum circle in her backyard and doesn't even know it.  http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103809/hippie-infestation
I'm just glad that this elderly lady wasn't harmed. People can get desperate, desperate people can be dangerous...especially alcohol induced desperation.Â
The intruder wan't wearing a flying squirrel suit by any chance?
Drop a bug bomb in there around 2AM and wait to see what sort of creature emerges.
Its simply, when you know he's in there, put in several bags of snakes and tarantulas and then padlock the opening.  Then turn the A/C on just for icing on the cake.  He won't be able to get out, but he'll certainly never do this again.  I'd say keep him in there for about 2 days before calling the cops and hauling his terrified rear-end to jail.
Are there any teens in the neighborhood? Mrs. Kellen's crawl space would be a pretty sweet "fort".
Instructions on how to rid house of "Crawl Space Hobos":-Wait until intruder goes in search of alcohol-Crawl under house-Cut hole in sewage pipe
-Apply flimsy piece of tape over hole (make sure this tape is going to fail)-Go out for 3 course Indian meal (snack on asparagus on drive home)
-Wait until intruder is snuggled up under free heat
-Go to bathroom
-Release explosive diarrhea
-Flush numerous times
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Problem solved.
 @mikeyb123 A bit more expensive to repair, however. They charge over $1,000 just to clean up under a house and that's before the plumber charges you for repairing the pipe.
 @mikeyb123 Hahaha!!!!
@mikeyb123 LOL. This just made my day. Thank you!!!
 @Elizabeth LaFontaine  @mikeyb123 Glad to hear it. Hopefully today is just as good! ;-)
 @mikeyb123  @Elizabeth LaFontaine Asparagarus. Lol.
Of course many will come in here and blame the homeowner for chasing him out and the insurance company that charged $500. I'm serious, he would have been in real physical trouble had he done this to my home.
I would have waited until he returned then blow torched him. don't care if he was homeless. You have no right to vandalize someones property. if he was under my house, he would still be there.
 @stinger139 Unless you can't smell, you might want to reconsider.
Okay, to repair one cut duct, she had to pay $500.  Her insurance didn't cover the obvious vandalism  I'm beginning to think the hobo in the crawlspace is the least of her worries.
@Emi-Lynn Doesn't most insurance have a de-duct-ible...pun intended.
call an exterminator
Find him and buy him new boots!
Hmmm, maybe it's one of her grown kids who came back home to live in the basement? Only no basement. Would explain why the dogs didn't bark.Â
You need a new dog, lady
This is hilarious! Those dogs are not very protective!
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Most pets aren't.
Find a friend who can get a few snakes, let them go under the house - problem solved real quick