Wooden statue a bear to steal

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — A bear that weighs more than 200 pounds is missing, and it's not in hibernation.
The sheriff's office in Washington County, Ore., says the wooden statue of a bear was stolen from a home in Portland during the weekend.
The homeowner bought the 5-foot-tall statue in 1996 for $1,700 and had it displayed in the front yard for many years.
Sheriff's Sgt. Bob Ray says the theft occurred in the overnight hours, and it would have taken at least two people to carry away the bear.
Investigators are confident the public will help them quickly solve the crime. Authorities have yet to receive any tips, but Ray says "you can't hide that bear."
Copyright 2013 The Associated Press
"Get off of my lawn and put down my bear!!!"
Unbearlevable!Â
Maybe they should check out the Dacing Bare off Interstate to see if he wandered there....
Some KATU intern is strutting around the office silently fist-pumping to himself over his amazingly punny headline.
Hope no one took the bear home to warm their home - with the wood!Â
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Crazy thieving going on nowadays!
Apparently it wasn't a bear to steal since it is gone.
Wooden that bruin your day? Â I'd be wanting to cub someone because the loss would be unbearable. Â I can't imagine the kodiak arrest that the owner suffered upon discovering the loss.Â
 @negativerep Did you really have to PUNish us with this comment? ;-)
 @scoreboard I've bearly begun but I'll paws for now.
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 @negativerep Palmslap! ....Punny!
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"kodiak arrest" was a stretch, but nice lol, very nice.
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What a cute bear statue. Hope they find it soon!
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I bet the bear went to Vegas for some free fish buffett.
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I bet he will be back on his perch before the end of the month.
That thing would be a bear to lift!
Looks a lot like the work of the guy in Aurora on 99. The artist, not the thief.
 @Peregrine ~  You sure could be right, Peregrine... I forgot about that artist... wonderful work..!  Â
Wow.. that is one w-a-y COOL statue..! Â Somebody with a lot of talent put a lot of work into it..! Â Â
Damn, it's getting so nobody can have anything nice in their yard without some puke coming along and helping him/herself to it..! Â
I hope they find this bear so it can be returned to its rightful owners..! Â Â I really, really HATE thieves..!
I hate scumbag thieves!!!