Man swallows cousin's ear lobe in fight over music
STAMFORD, Conn. (AP) - Police in Connecticut say a city man bit off his cousin's ear lobe and swallowed it during a fight over loud music.
Officers in Stamford charged 27-year-old Emilio Mendoza with first-degree assault and other crimes early Monday morning in connection with the attack on his cousin, 29-year-old Ruiz Clemente-Perez.
Clemente-Perez told police that he asked Mendoza to turn down his loud music because he had to work in the morning, but Mendoza started punching him in the head. During the brawl, Mendoza allegedly bit off part of Clemente-Perez's left ear and swallowed it.
Officers say Clemente-Perez was bleeding and missing part of his ear when they arrived. He also suffered a broken nose and fractured eye socket.
Mendoza is detained on $100,000 bail. It's unclear if he has a lawyer.
Officers in Stamford charged 27-year-old Emilio Mendoza with first-degree assault and other crimes early Monday morning in connection with the attack on his cousin, 29-year-old Ruiz Clemente-Perez.
Clemente-Perez told police that he asked Mendoza to turn down his loud music because he had to work in the morning, but Mendoza started punching him in the head. During the brawl, Mendoza allegedly bit off part of Clemente-Perez's left ear and swallowed it.
Officers say Clemente-Perez was bleeding and missing part of his ear when they arrived. He also suffered a broken nose and fractured eye socket.
Mendoza is detained on $100,000 bail. It's unclear if he has a lawyer.
He's just going to have to turn the music up louder now.
"Police in Connecticut say a city man bit off his cousin's ear lobe"...WTW a "city man"...really...REALLY ???
What an animal!  A civilized person would have cooked it first, with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
That would be cannibalism then. A sin in many religions.
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Time for jokes
Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one says to the other "Hey, does this guy taste funny to you?"
Two cannibals standing in front of a campfire, one says to the other "I hate my mother-in-law" and the other cannibal says "That's okay; just eat the rice."
 @TimBurr What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.
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How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a handÂ
 @trololol A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The Chief goes to the Frenchman and says, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" But, being a considerate tribe, the Chief offers the Frenchman a last request. The Frenchman asks for a large cognac. Naturally (since this is the way things work in jokes) he is granted a large tumbler of cognac, and is then killed. The Chief says to the Englishman, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" and offers the Englishman a last request. The Englishman chooses a pint of ale, after which he is killed. The Chief says to the New Yorker, "We are going to kill you, eat you, and make a canoe out of your skin!" and offers him a last request. The New Yorker asks for a fork. "A fork?" asks the Chief. "Yes, a fork." So the New Yorker gets his fork. Immediately he starts stabbing himself over and over again while shouting, "Here's your f*****g canoe!"
Well maybe it was a good song..
He only ate one?
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Damn Norwegians .