Off Beat sucks anymore, what's going on? azcentral has guys giving wedgies outside a movie theater, fish pedicures Rhino attacks woman who posed for picture.
 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad Well I just took a quick peek and it loaded real slow and the format looked difficult but I'll play with it tonight a little more. We need some good free action around here before we all go crazy!
 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad But we are over here now because azcentral is a ghost town for wanting to charge us money to log on.
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Yes, but look what you're getting at az, I just read the story  "Al Roker Pooped His Pant's At The White house". That's gotta be worth something, no?
Here. Â Now THIS is OFFBEAT.
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@Kushfan But one of those things he left in the patient was his bill.
It reminds me of the Junior Mints episode on Seinfeld.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M29A6rZpKqk
@Kushfan Very refreshing
Doctor - "Dang, I know I had my wallet around here earlier."
Or this. Â Here's a procedure I'll never undergo.
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http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2013/01/17/study-feces-transplant-more-effective-for-diarrhea-than-antibiotics/
@Kushfan I would be interested in just HOW was this "Transplant" was implanted......
 @Kushfan or who decided to google it....ewe
I'd be interested to know who the heck thought of it.  Or who agreed to undergo the first procedure.Â
"Random Headline Generator"?
 @badcat ... putting more people out of work.
Off Beat sucks anymore, what's going on? azcentral has guys giving wedgies outside a movie theater, fish pedicures Rhino attacks woman who posed for picture.
@swimbad sfgate.com has many weird news stories but they don't get alot of comments either.
 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad Well I just took a quick peek and it loaded real slow and the format looked difficult but I'll play with it tonight a little more. We need some good free action around here before we all go crazy!
@swimbad But we are over here now because azcentral is a ghost town for wanting to charge us money to log on.
 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad But we are over here now because azcentral is a ghost town for wanting to charge us money to log on.
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Yes, but look what you're getting at az, I just read the story  "Al Roker Pooped His Pant's At The White house". That's gotta be worth something, no?
@WendyTeagarden@swimbad I may have to joinÂ
Ukulele!Bakersfield where enthusiasts gather at the Filling Station to strum away on their instruments.
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 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad me guess we're stuck with python stories!
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 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad I guess they (KATU) all want money, they aren't posting anything anymore.Â
If they put this page with all of that "refreshing", it would cost you $10.00 on azcentral (The Arizona Republic)
 @WendyTeagarden Where do I send my check?
By KVAL Staff and Fisher Interactive Network < not to be confused with real people who give a crap about what they do.
@swimbad What headline would you prefer?
I think we could get someting going with that question:
 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad Lets see if squeaky wheels still get greased, I'm in the mood to raise hell !! (*O*)
@swimbad THAT story just may do the trick.
 @WendyTeagarden I guess so! I'm starting to think I might have to do something drastic and make an Offbeat story of my own
"Man Swallows 17' Python".
@swimbad  You'd need to get on a "gun" story to do that today.....
 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad I'm liking the woman attacked by a rhino while posing for a picture, I have to go back and read that one.
 @WendyTeagarden  @swimbad I see your point, I had not looked previously. NONE is the answer I got.Â
@swimbad How many posters were on that story?
 @WendyTeagarden Wow, that's quite a horny rhino. I bet she don't do that again!
How about:
Ciao Chip