Police: Mom used kiss to pass drugs to jailed son
PENN YAN, N.Y. (AP) - Police say an upstate New York woman passed drugs to her son while kissing him when she visited him in jail.
Sheriff's deputies in Yates County tell local media outlets 54-year-old Penn Yan resident Kimberly Margeson was visiting her son last week when she hid oxycodone pills and passed them from her mouth to his while giving him a kiss.
Police haven't said how the drugs were discovered.
Margeson pleaded not guilty Tuesday to charges of criminal sale of a controlled substance and promoting prison contraband. She's free after posting bail.
Authorities say her 30-year-old son also was charged with promoting prison contraband. He remains in jail on an unrelated felony weapon possession charge, and a lawyer for him couldn't be contacted.
Sheriff's deputies in Yates County tell local media outlets 54-year-old Penn Yan resident Kimberly Margeson was visiting her son last week when she hid oxycodone pills and passed them from her mouth to his while giving him a kiss.
Police haven't said how the drugs were discovered.
Margeson pleaded not guilty Tuesday to charges of criminal sale of a controlled substance and promoting prison contraband. She's free after posting bail.
Authorities say her 30-year-old son also was charged with promoting prison contraband. He remains in jail on an unrelated felony weapon possession charge, and a lawyer for him couldn't be contacted.
She should have just stuck with the tongue.
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Ewww...that's SO gross!
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(What was that old joke about...oh yeah...you know what's gross? When you kiss your grandma and she slips you the tongue.) 'scuze me...gotta go wash my mouth out with some bleach. :-P
I tried to figure out how this would have worked, but then I got too grossed out, chucked up my lunch, and I'm fading in and out of consciousness.
@pdxd this describes my experience to the letter
 @pdx_echo  @pdxd Shoot mine too, Mom slipping her son the tongue. What next conjugal visits. GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
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I suppose it could have been worse.
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One ringy dingy......
 @Kushfan So was it set to vibrate as well?
KEYBOARD ALERT !!!!! for a photo below vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Let's all send KATU a thank you note for not posting that photo. As for me, I'll take your best shots.
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SHOTS!!!!!
(in homage to Chef Bo. I hope he is doing well)
 @WendyTeagarden This is your last warning people.  She ain't kidding!
She must have been inspired by those Super Bowl Commercials.
 @WendyTeagarden Please, we're trying to forget that Go Daddy POS.
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Of course he got caught; he probably freaked the s_*t out of the jail guards..
 @StealthActivist I wonder if they're from West Virginia...I heard the state motto is: "West Virginia - It's all Relative."
@StealthActivist Imagine what she could have passed to him if she took her dentures out.
 @WendyTeagarden Now you're breaking my MIND!!!!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!
@StealthActivist  Especially when Mom looks like this:
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 @WendyTeagarden Here eyes are the same color as her skin...
uh, I uh, god......i'd rather shave the hind end of my dog and ...uh, nevermind.
 @WendyTeagarden I guess 54 is the new 70.
 @WendyTeagarden Now that's a sight I will never be able to unsee.
 @WendyTeagarden AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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She looks like Paulie Walnuts.
@Kushfan ...or his sister, Praline Walnuts
 @WendyTeagarden OMG
 @WendyTeagarden Aaaaahhhhh! MY EYES!! MY EYES!! You BROKE my EYES!!! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
@ WendyTeagarden  You didn't put a graphic image warning :(
@tptpttp  There ( ^^^^^^^^) I fixed it
 @WendyTeagarden ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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WARNING: The preceeding link not suitable for anyone with food or liquid in thier stomach in the last month. Or ever. *shudder*
@Peregrine  Your warning was a little late :(
@StealthActivist Incest begins at home. :0
"Police haven't said how the drugs were discovered."
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They don't kiss & tell?
@Kushfan I ran across this today and thought you might enjoy it.......seriously
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 @WendyTeagarden Hopefully it will help me get that pic out of my head.
"He remains in jail on an unrelated felony weapon possession charge"
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"Mom, this is my weapon, this is my gun."
@Kushfan ...to which Mom replied, "Who do you think cleaned that weapon for the first five years of your life???????"
 @WendyTeagarden  @Kushfan I think during the first 5 years of life, the other exit was more of a weapon than the one on the front side. :-P