Police: Woman calls 9-1-1 on herself
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NORTH BEND, Ore. -- A 45-year-old woman called 9-1-1 on herself after an early morning break-in ended up with her being locked in, North Bend police say.
Police say that the dispatch center got a 9-1-1 call just after 3 a.m. on Tuesday from a woman who said that she was locked in the Dollar Tree Store at the Pony Village Mall.
When officers arrived, they say they found Darlene Huntley, 45, of North Bend locked inside the store.
After an investigation, officers say they arrested Huntley and charged her with second degree burglary and second degree criminal trespass, among other charges.
Police say she is banned from the Pony Village Mall for the rest of her life.
Huntley was taken to the Coos County Jail.
Kinda reminds me of Chief Dan George in Josey Wales...
Freaking horrifying. Looks like in addition to losing all her teeth, she has no cartilage in her nose so it's just a flap hanging off her face. How awful it must be to live that way.
I needed a laugh this morning.
She has that far away look. I am starting to think I look pretty good at 39 compared to that thing. Maybelline could not even help that. LOL!!!!!!!
The far away look....the farther away she is, the better she looks!
That's a woman.. Wow... Really fugly !
When she was born the doctor slapped the mother.
"Police say she is banned from the Pony Village Mall for the rest of her life."
At the rate she's going, that might only be another year or two.. Very sad..
 @StealthActivist cold  LOL
Makes ya kinda wanna boil your eyeballs in lye.
 @Sundowner Or wash them out with bleach.
 @Sundowner HAHAHA!!! Good one! True though!
LMFAO!!! Even if you took all you could carry it'd only be worth 20 bucks. LOL.
MY God! they need to place her picture at all the Border crossings...the USA would not have any Illegal problems then!
Did anyone really play the video or was the mug shot enough?
The mug shot was enough!
 @WendyTeagarden The mug shot was enough for me!
I really wish some of the people on here can be more kind and a little more understanding. This is a sad woman. I really feel bad for her. You know....any one of us, in different circumstances would be her. This is a sad picture of a life that could have been much, much better. We should give her our pity...not cutting remarks.
fracas - I was thinking the same thing. I look at that poor woman and imagine her as a child, probably abused and neglected and unloved, likely somewhat intellectually challenged. A deep well of pain. Frankly I have more disregard and repulsion at the cruel and bullying comments that the majority of people are posting about her. Somehow they see having compassion for an obviously lost woman as being soft on crime or a raging liberal. Sad.
If this was a story to be pitied, they shouldn't have put it in off beat. She's here so she is fair game. Besides, stories like this is how Kush gets his women....Wendy you find her number yet for Kush?
@Kushfan I wudda hit the like button about 8 times....that was funny Tuey
@beernpizza No, I failed to renew my subscription to the Urban Phonebook
 @beernpizza Yeah, she already called me back. She said her name was Lennay Kekua. She seems nice enough.
 @ponygirl1998 " I look at that poor woman and imagine her as a child..."
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You have to imagine what her life has been like and the circumstances that brought her to this because there is nothing in this story to provide you with even a clue. You could just as easily imagine she grew up with every opportunity but fell in with bad company and turned to drugs. Now, this story is in the Offbeat section and as such any and all persons are subject to snide remarks. If that does not float your boat, read elsewhere.
 @fracas You act as if people don't have free will or any ability to direct their own lives. She should have realized her life was going down hill when her first few teeth fell out.
@fracas Do you say this about all common criminals?
Man, Nick Nolte really let himself go.
Now that is gd funny, thanks!
@Kushfan ....after she finished doing the dishes at Kushfan's place, she decided to hit the Dollar store.....
 @WendyTeagarden Sorry, but I've got my hands full with my new girlfriend.
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@WendyTeagarden Well, at least it wasn't a mail order cow...that kid in India I'm sure is havin' an udderly good timeÂ
 @WendyTeagarden Hey, I saved some for the wedding.Â
he spent it all on his mail-order bride
@Kushfan @WendyTeagarden You have any yen left? Probably worth more.
With $500.00 worth of fines, she should have tried commercial airline service.
 @WendyTeagarden I'm also two timing her with my other new girlfriend.
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 @WendyTeagarden I'm rolling my pennies as we speak.
@Kushfan Go bail her out
Oh my, she looks like she has been considerably beaten down by drugs and life.
@beaner At one time she was daddies little girl.
@oodathunked i just threw up in my mouth a little....ewe
Meth is bad.
I've heard of getting hit with an ugly stick but it looks like the whole damn tree fell on her.
Good for her.
 @MFMFIM Stickin' it to the man.
 @Kushfan Or the woman?
41, holy crap, she has had one rough life and a dumb arse at that. You can break into a store, but you can't get out. McFly!!!!!!!
or 45, I meant 45..
Well it's nice to know that her goals were lofty when she picked a Dollar Tree to burgle. I would have pegged for the type that would start at the Salvation Army!
dddddddaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn!!!!! is that Gollum???
 @LostSoul I think it's his sister or mother.