Romantic concert fails to put tortoises in the mood

LONDON (AP) - No wonder they're endangered.
Galapagos tortoises at London's zoo lumbered around impassively as famous French pianist Richard Clayderman serenaded them with music from his latest album, "Romantique," on Thursday.
The music - billed by his record company as an attempt to put the reptiles in the mood to mate - appeared lost on the slow-moving giants. The tortoises didn't appear particularly impressed by Clayderman's hit, "Ballade pour Adeline," and even a rousing rendition of "Chariots of Fire" did little to lift their spirits.
They only seemed to perk up when zookeepers brought them some carrots.
Galapagos tortoises are the largest in the world and can live for over 150 years. But the gentle animals have struggled to fend off predators and are now under threat.
Clayderman said that his golden retriever loved to lie by the piano when he was playing, "so maybe it's good for the animals to listen to music."
Maybe. But it's possible tortoises just don't appreciate what Clayderman has described as his "New Romantic" style.
Clayderman himself seemed a bit bemused by his record company's launch stunt.
"After playing all around the world - I used to do concerts in Asia, in South America, in Europe - it's funny to be here, in this very nice zoo," he said.
Galapagos tortoises at London's zoo lumbered around impassively as famous French pianist Richard Clayderman serenaded them with music from his latest album, "Romantique," on Thursday.
The music - billed by his record company as an attempt to put the reptiles in the mood to mate - appeared lost on the slow-moving giants. The tortoises didn't appear particularly impressed by Clayderman's hit, "Ballade pour Adeline," and even a rousing rendition of "Chariots of Fire" did little to lift their spirits.
They only seemed to perk up when zookeepers brought them some carrots.
Galapagos tortoises are the largest in the world and can live for over 150 years. But the gentle animals have struggled to fend off predators and are now under threat.
Clayderman said that his golden retriever loved to lie by the piano when he was playing, "so maybe it's good for the animals to listen to music."
Maybe. But it's possible tortoises just don't appreciate what Clayderman has described as his "New Romantic" style.
Clayderman himself seemed a bit bemused by his record company's launch stunt.
"After playing all around the world - I used to do concerts in Asia, in South America, in Europe - it's funny to be here, in this very nice zoo," he said.
It's time for soup!!!
They just didn't play the correct kind of music:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_RSx7sq3eU
Just how long does a turtle's headache last?
@Kushfan Apparently about 70 years
 @WendyTeagarden Dam, I thought my ex was cold blooded.
You know he's throbbin' if his head is a bobbin'. That's what the male turtles do, I outta know!
What?!? No Viagra in London??????
Dirk is 70 years old. Maybe he is past his prime.....
 @WendyTeagarden He's having a mid-life crisis.  He's looking for a younger shell.
@Kushfan I can see some grey streaks in her shell
Maybe he's gay!
Frigging idiots........................
Try a little of this.Â
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3okb3kuts
@Kushfan Could you please play that record at 22rpm. That might be more their speed.
 @WendyTeagarden  @Kushfan I think yer right !!