Mt. Dew isa firin' its lazor

MY mountain dew bottle saw the snow outside and was so surprised, it fired its lazor!

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Anonymous says ... on Wednesday, Sep 9 at 7:45 PM

I AM 12, AND WHAT IS THIS?

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