Will the real snowman please stand up?

Authorities are hoping to track down the following holiday lawn ornament, working under the alias of "Frosty." Shortly after the decorative culprit was installed on the front patio of the above residence, the white stuff came down in buckets. Coincidence? You decide. If you have any information on the snowman's whereabouts, please contact the police immediately. Suspect believed to have a corn cob pipe, button nose, and - well you know the rest.

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